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Piers Morgan, a person who seems to be like Peppa Pig’s total household was melted down after which re-sculpted into the closest approximation of a human face, has some ideas about Simon Cowell’s current weight loss.

“Annoyingly, Simon Cowell has gone on this ridiculous…he claims it’s a vegan diet,” Morgan harrumphed throughout Monday’s episode of Good Morning Britain. “I don’t assume it’s. Now he’s misplaced all this weight, he a bit like a kind of very sculpted waxwork dummy now.”

Cowell, who nonetheless seems along with his bizarre denims on Britain’s Bought Expertise, America’s Bought Expertise, and The X-Issue, has dropped greater than 20 kilos in current months. In March, he claimed that he’d been following the Eric Cowell Food regimen, and was consuming greens and consuming largely water identical to his five-year-old son. He additionally admitted that he’d made another fairly important dietary adjustments, too.

“I went to see this man who’s very well-known. And he mentioned to me, after performing some blood work, ‘You’ll be able to’t have pink meat, dairy, sugar, bread or gluten,'” Cowell mentioned on the time. “I’m pondering, ‘What about alcohol?’ And he mentioned, ‘Possibly not fairly as a lot as you had earlier than.’ And I did it and I caught to it and it’s straightforward.” (He admitted to Additional that he nonetheless craves pizza, which is relatable, and that he does not ever have cheat days, which is not.)

However Amanda Holden, one among Cowell’s Britain’s Bought Expertise co-judges, says that his weight loss is not simply because he is ignoring pizza and pretending that cheat days aren’t a factor. “He’s consuming light-weight beers, that’s the key,” she instructed Morgan. “And I tasted it as a result of I believed it was gonna style, like, naff. Truly it’s fairly respectable.”

She is likely to be proper about him switching up his brews: In July, Cowell was seen leaving a taping of Britain’s Bought Expertise with a cigarette in a single hand and a Skinny Lager within the different. (In response to the Skinny Manufacturers web site, one bottle of Skinny Lager has 89 energy, three grams of carbs, and a modest 4% ABV). However his affinity for mild beer won’t be a brand new factor: In 2015, he tweeted, “Does anybody in London promote Corona mild beer. We’ve got run out.”

TBH, Cowell will in all probability deal with his beer preferences sooner or later, as a result of he truthfully cannot cease speaking about his diet, beforehand explaining to TV presenter Lorraine Kelly that he’d overhauled his fridge as a result of he had “each meals allergy going.”

“I used to be allergic to melon, so I didn’t eat it for six months, however I noticed this [doctor] and he defined it and it made sense,” he mentioned. “Like, I used to have yogurt within the morning and I modified it to almond-milk yogurts.”

Cool, cool.

“I’ve almond milk in my tea.”

Alright, that is all we nee–

‘I can eat sure fruits however not all fruits. It’s a must to watch out as a result of some fruit can have extra sugar than a can of Coke.”

Yup, we have heard.

“When you get right into a sample I’ve discovered it fairly pleasant.”

Is that my telephone? My telephone is unquestionably ringing.

“It has helped me sleep and I get up feeling much less drained. I seen a large distinction in how I felt in a couple of week.”

Ok.

“I don’t like to make use of the phrase diet as a result of that’s the explanation I by no means went on a diet earlier than — the phrase diet makes me depressing.”

Are we good right here? We’re good.